{"product_id":"emotional-support-chicken-13-squawking-rubber-chicken","title":"Emotional Support Chicken – 13\" Squawking Rubber Chicken","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLife is stressful. Sometimes you just need a CHICKEN!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 🐔😂❤️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHaving a rough day? Need someone to listen to your problems? Meet the Archie McPhee Emotional Support Chicken—the featherless friend who's always there when you need a good SQUAWK!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis hilariously ridiculous 13-inch rubber chicken is ready to offer emotional support the only way it knows how: by screaming at the top of its little chicken lungs!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSimply give your chicken a squeeze and let out a loud, satisfying SQUAWK! 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